I'm a firm believer in teaching young men to be gentlemen and teaching young women to be ladies. Apparently, some of my parents feel the same way.
Scene: I'm walking out of the lunch room with stuff in my hands. The student in front of me (who is not one of mine) let's the door close in my face.
Kid (who is one of mine): "Whoa, whoa, whoa! Did you NOT just see Mrs. Scott walking out of that door? Don't you ever let the door close on her again! Come on Mrs. Scott, I got the door for you."
The other kid was so shocked that he couldn't say anything. Heck, I was too. It did make me smile on the inside.
The boys in my 5th period have taken upon themselves to be my bodyguards. Not only do they make other kids hold the door open for me, but if a kid is acting up and I have to fuss, they come by and ask, "Is this kid bothering you?". I think it's hilarious; however, I think they take their roles a little too seriously. For example, we were walking to lunch the other day and one of my coworkers called me over for a chat. My "bodyguards" stopped and folded their arms while I stopped to chat. I had to tell them to leave. LOL. Is that not the funniest thing?
This year, I've been trying to stretch myself in the classroom by coming up with a hands on activity or some type of game for every lesson. Most of my kids enjoy the activities and games. I had one student who complained that my activities were "kindergarten" and that he'd rather do worksheets. I mean, seriously kid? You'd rather do worksheets than play games? I bet his parents made him read and study all the time and never let him go to birthday parties growing up. What kid doesn't like to play games? Even my Asperger's kids like to play games and they generally don't like being in social settings or working in groups.
The volleyball team lost both games this week and it sucks. The Monday night loss wasn't so bad. They played really hard and fought until the end. Now Tuesday... That's a whole nother story (excuse my Southern dialect). They lost one of their matches 25-8. That isn't them out playing you. That's just you not trying. Because of their piss poor performance Tuesday night, we ran and did burpees and up downs and whatever else I thought was necessary. Hopefully they ran all of that foolishness out and we're ready to have a successful rest of the season.
My seniors test 2 weeks from Monday! I'm excited because I know they're going to do great:)
Thursday, August 29, 2013
Thursday, August 22, 2013
Have you seen the movie "Constipation"?
All this week, my seniors have been acting rather silly. I mean, they've been sillier than normal, if that's possible. Anyway, one of them decided to tell a joke.
"Hey, y'all. Have y'all seen the movie 'Constipation'? It hasn't come out yet."
I'll admit that I chuckled a little. Ok, a lot. It was funny. Don't judge me.
Volleyball season has kicked off and we've started our season with 2 wins! I'm so excited for this season because my girls are playing so hard and doing what they know to do. We're going to win it all!
Tonight was "Senior Sign the Wall" at my school. I always get a little misty eyed during this time because I had them when they were scared little freshmen and now they're big seniors. They're about to start applying for college, to start working on the last push to boost their GPAs, and to take the ACT. They're no longer the scared, quiet little kids I knew. Some of them have turned out to be really amazing kids that I'm proud to have taught.
Last week I had to call a parent because her son received a detention from me. Somehow during the course of the conversation she made the conversation be about me and what I was doing wrong and not about her son who was obviously doing something wrong or he wouldn't have gotten the detention. Then, towards the end of the conversation she said, "He's a little slower than the other kids because being an only child, I sheltered him. It's my fault that he's slow." Wait, what?! I didn't realize that being an only child meant that you'd be slower than other kids. They may lack some of the social skills that kids with siblings have but it's nothing major. Poor kid. His mom has made him slow and he doesn't even know it.
One of my favorite parents has a conference in the morning and I think I might go just for the fun of it. A conference with this mom will be the perfect start to the school day. This parent has to be one of the funniest people I know. She gets in conferences and tells stories from when she was a child and how big and tough her mom was and how her mom didn't let anybody push them around. It's so much fun! I usually leave conferences with her in tears because she was so funny. During on conference, she was going over her philosophy for her kids. "Get grown, get gone, and own your own home." She had to come back later and add "and get your own car and leave mine the hell alone." LOL She said they got grown, gone, and got a house but didn't have a car so they were bumming rides. I about hit the floor when she said that. I go to conferences with this woman just to go. The last time I went to a conference she asked me why I was there. I told her that I just wanted to sit in and laugh. But as crazy as she is she knows how to encourage you when you're down. When she found out that they had to terminate my pregnancy, she came to the school and offered some encouraging words and a lot of laughs. That really meant a lot to me. Other teachers don't really care for her, but I love her. I haven't seen her much this year and I miss her. I guess I have to get to school early in the morning, so I can catch her. I'm due for some of her foolishness.
"Hey, y'all. Have y'all seen the movie 'Constipation'? It hasn't come out yet."
I'll admit that I chuckled a little. Ok, a lot. It was funny. Don't judge me.
Volleyball season has kicked off and we've started our season with 2 wins! I'm so excited for this season because my girls are playing so hard and doing what they know to do. We're going to win it all!
Tonight was "Senior Sign the Wall" at my school. I always get a little misty eyed during this time because I had them when they were scared little freshmen and now they're big seniors. They're about to start applying for college, to start working on the last push to boost their GPAs, and to take the ACT. They're no longer the scared, quiet little kids I knew. Some of them have turned out to be really amazing kids that I'm proud to have taught.
Last week I had to call a parent because her son received a detention from me. Somehow during the course of the conversation she made the conversation be about me and what I was doing wrong and not about her son who was obviously doing something wrong or he wouldn't have gotten the detention. Then, towards the end of the conversation she said, "He's a little slower than the other kids because being an only child, I sheltered him. It's my fault that he's slow." Wait, what?! I didn't realize that being an only child meant that you'd be slower than other kids. They may lack some of the social skills that kids with siblings have but it's nothing major. Poor kid. His mom has made him slow and he doesn't even know it.
One of my favorite parents has a conference in the morning and I think I might go just for the fun of it. A conference with this mom will be the perfect start to the school day. This parent has to be one of the funniest people I know. She gets in conferences and tells stories from when she was a child and how big and tough her mom was and how her mom didn't let anybody push them around. It's so much fun! I usually leave conferences with her in tears because she was so funny. During on conference, she was going over her philosophy for her kids. "Get grown, get gone, and own your own home." She had to come back later and add "and get your own car and leave mine the hell alone." LOL She said they got grown, gone, and got a house but didn't have a car so they were bumming rides. I about hit the floor when she said that. I go to conferences with this woman just to go. The last time I went to a conference she asked me why I was there. I told her that I just wanted to sit in and laugh. But as crazy as she is she knows how to encourage you when you're down. When she found out that they had to terminate my pregnancy, she came to the school and offered some encouraging words and a lot of laughs. That really meant a lot to me. Other teachers don't really care for her, but I love her. I haven't seen her much this year and I miss her. I guess I have to get to school early in the morning, so I can catch her. I'm due for some of her foolishness.
Thursday, August 15, 2013
Bye Mrs. Scott
Yesterday, during 4th period we were working on combining sentences and I called on a student to come to the board. I mispronounced her name because well, I don't understand certain types of names. Anyhoo, another student decided that she was going to correct me, so I had to hit her with a "Bye Felicia." The other kids stopped working and looked at each other, then looked at me. Uh, yes, I've seen "Friday" and yes I know who Felicia is. I guess they didn't expect their teacher to be so cool. LOL
Later that same period, the kids were doing something and apparently I made a lame joke. The kids hit me with a "Bye Mrs. Scott." I couldn't do anything but laugh.
The beginning of every school year is rough on a teacher's body. Our bodies have become accustomed to lounging around by the pool or on the beach, to taking naps in the middle of the day, and to being just plain lazy. The exhaustion makes it difficult to get up and put some effort in getting dressed. Yesterday, I dressed down in my khakis and polo shirt because it was easy and comfortable. Apparently, my choice of outfit was unacceptable in the eyes of my students.
Kid 1: *whispering* "Is that Mrs. Scott?"
Kid 2: *whispering* "I think so."
*Both lean around to see my face*
Kid 1: *whispering* "Yeah, that's her."
Kid 2: "Hey Mrs. Scott!"
Me: "Hey, y'all!"
Kid 1: "We thought that was you, but we weren't sure. You look like one of us!"
Me: "Nope, not one of y'all, it's me! I just didn't feel like getting all fancy today, so I put on my khakis and a polo and called it a day."
Kid 1: "Now Mrs. Scott, that is just unacceptable. You're a veteran! You should know better. You're supposed to set the example for the new teachers. You need to get it together because you need to do better."
Me: *confused*
I mean, really?! Did I just get reprimanded by 2 juniors? I thought I looked fine. I guess I'll be fancy from here on out.
Ninth graders can be really funny. Most of the time it's unintentional, but it's still funny. Today, one of my sweet babies was late to school. Once he made it to school, he came to class. I looked at him kind of funny when he walked in late, but I didn't make a big deal about it. We got started on our work for the day then moved to our kinesthetic activity (eat your heart out Marzano). Late kid got in a group and started working. His group finished the activity 1st and was awarded 20 bonus points to use throughout the 9 weeks. As I was making note of who won, it dawned on me that he was in the wrong class. That was the reason for the funny look. In my defense, they've been changing schedules a lot these last few days, so I wasn't 100% sure which class he was in. Anyway, when I realized that he was in the wrong class, I started to tell him and he cut me off. He said he knew he didn't recognize anybody in the class, but he didn't know why. Y'all, he sat in my class almost an hour before he realized that he was in the wrong class! I wrote him a pass and sent him on his way. Poor thing had to come back to my class the next block and listen to the same thing again.
My seniors are working so hard for me. I'm really excited! They're going to knock this state test out the water! In Jesus' name! Amen!
Later that same period, the kids were doing something and apparently I made a lame joke. The kids hit me with a "Bye Mrs. Scott." I couldn't do anything but laugh.
The beginning of every school year is rough on a teacher's body. Our bodies have become accustomed to lounging around by the pool or on the beach, to taking naps in the middle of the day, and to being just plain lazy. The exhaustion makes it difficult to get up and put some effort in getting dressed. Yesterday, I dressed down in my khakis and polo shirt because it was easy and comfortable. Apparently, my choice of outfit was unacceptable in the eyes of my students.
Kid 1: *whispering* "Is that Mrs. Scott?"
Kid 2: *whispering* "I think so."
*Both lean around to see my face*
Kid 1: *whispering* "Yeah, that's her."
Kid 2: "Hey Mrs. Scott!"
Me: "Hey, y'all!"
Kid 1: "We thought that was you, but we weren't sure. You look like one of us!"
Me: "Nope, not one of y'all, it's me! I just didn't feel like getting all fancy today, so I put on my khakis and a polo and called it a day."
Kid 1: "Now Mrs. Scott, that is just unacceptable. You're a veteran! You should know better. You're supposed to set the example for the new teachers. You need to get it together because you need to do better."
Me: *confused*
I mean, really?! Did I just get reprimanded by 2 juniors? I thought I looked fine. I guess I'll be fancy from here on out.
Ninth graders can be really funny. Most of the time it's unintentional, but it's still funny. Today, one of my sweet babies was late to school. Once he made it to school, he came to class. I looked at him kind of funny when he walked in late, but I didn't make a big deal about it. We got started on our work for the day then moved to our kinesthetic activity (eat your heart out Marzano). Late kid got in a group and started working. His group finished the activity 1st and was awarded 20 bonus points to use throughout the 9 weeks. As I was making note of who won, it dawned on me that he was in the wrong class. That was the reason for the funny look. In my defense, they've been changing schedules a lot these last few days, so I wasn't 100% sure which class he was in. Anyway, when I realized that he was in the wrong class, I started to tell him and he cut me off. He said he knew he didn't recognize anybody in the class, but he didn't know why. Y'all, he sat in my class almost an hour before he realized that he was in the wrong class! I wrote him a pass and sent him on his way. Poor thing had to come back to my class the next block and listen to the same thing again.
My seniors are working so hard for me. I'm really excited! They're going to knock this state test out the water! In Jesus' name! Amen!
Monday, August 12, 2013
Exit Slip Drama
This year I've decided to do exit slips. Basically, I give my kids a question or 2 dealing with what we just went over in class to see if they remembered what we just learned. Friday and Monday they had to write 4 sentences: 1 simple, 1 compound, 1 complex, and 1 compound complex. Let's just say standardized tests are ruining our kids' ability to write. Don't believe me? Take a look at their sentences.
Because I forgot to close the door.
The dog was chaseing that girl.
Because I over sleept I was late getting to school.
My mom was finna cook, but she forgot to get the meat.
Although it was raing; they still walked home.
Sam went to Wendy's because it was nasty he took it back; so the chief had to recook it.
Everybody know lil boosie.
I want a pet puppinuala, but it feeds on human flesh.
Although I am use to eating seafood, I finally ate a peice of chicken, and it was suprisingly good.
She said basketball is funner, but he prefer football.
The teacher scolded him, but she although did he did not make a sound.
Whenever you go home, I will be waiting for you.
I like looking around and I like looking in deep stairs but like playing basketball.
Ok, that's enough. Y'all... Seriously? Can we get a senator or a congress person, or somebody to see this and get rid of standardized tests? This is ridiculous. I chuckled at 1st, but then it was just sad. How are these kids in the 9th grade? Sigh... I've got my work cut out for me this year!
Because I forgot to close the door.
The dog was chaseing that girl.
Because I over sleept I was late getting to school.
My mom was finna cook, but she forgot to get the meat.
Although it was raing; they still walked home.
Sam went to Wendy's because it was nasty he took it back; so the chief had to recook it.
Everybody know lil boosie.
I want a pet puppinuala, but it feeds on human flesh.
Although I am use to eating seafood, I finally ate a peice of chicken, and it was suprisingly good.
She said basketball is funner, but he prefer football.
The teacher scolded him, but she although did he did not make a sound.
Whenever you go home, I will be waiting for you.
I like looking around and I like looking in deep stairs but like playing basketball.
Ok, that's enough. Y'all... Seriously? Can we get a senator or a congress person, or somebody to see this and get rid of standardized tests? This is ridiculous. I chuckled at 1st, but then it was just sad. How are these kids in the 9th grade? Sigh... I've got my work cut out for me this year!
Sunday, August 11, 2013
If I were an animal...
On the first day a school it's normal to play cheesy get to know you type games, and this year was no different. I decided to steal an idea from my MIL and have them to tell me what animal they'd be and why. I started it off. I would be a pit bull because I'm all fun and games until you make me mad, then I'll bite your head off. Don't judge me. I had to set the tone for the class. Anyway, here are some of the memorable responses.
I'd be a fish because my eyes are big.
I'd be a koala first then a lion. At first I'm kinda shy and cuddly but then the lion eats the koala bear and I'm loud and bold. It's like a metaphor because the bold lion eats the shy koala, so it's like the shy person dies. (My response was a blank stare)
I'd be an armadillo because I'm flamboyant.
I don't know what animal I'd be because I'm kinda mysterious. Classmate's response-You can be Batman!
I'd be a flamingo because I'm flexible.
Yeah, it's going to be an interesting year...
I have all 9th graders this year with the exception of my homeroom. They're seniors. My 9th graders are awesome! They came in knowing stuff! If you teach then you understand how exciting that is. I had them to do a quick write on what they knew about clauses and they knew a lot. I did the Tiger Woods fist pump on the inside when they started sharing some of the things they knew. The great thing is that it wasn't just my honors kids who knew stuff. It was ALL of my kids. They all have a good foundation in English.
I have already started to pick out the clowns in my classes. During the introductions I had a kid who said he liked to dance. I had him to come and show us some of his moves. He starts his routine then he ends it with, "Then I just start sliding and shit."
"Excuse me?"
"I just start sliding and shit."
*giggling from class*
"Um, you do realize that you can't just use profanity in class, especially when you're talking to the teacher?"
"Ooohhhhh, I didn't even realize I had cussed! I'm sorry!"
Like, really, kid? You cuss so much that you don't even realize when you do it?
Another kid decided that he was going to give step by step on how to twerk. He said that the reason most girls can't twerk is because they haven't loosened up their hips. He then proceeded to demonstrate how to do so. His introduction was cut short.
This year I have the honor and the privilege to have a special group of seniors during homeroom. This group of kids has met all of their graduation requirements except one. They haven't passed their English II state test. I have 3 or 4 chances to get them to pass this test. The first opportunity is September 16 and 17. We've already started working on some things and I know they're getting it. I have prayed for them and their minds. I have prayed for myself and my mind. I told them that I wanted to see all 22 of them walk across that stage in May 2014 to get their high school diploma. It's one thing for me to believe that they can pass it, but it's another thing for them to believe it. I'm asking everybody to get in agreement with me that they'll pass it the 1st time. I know that I can't do this alone, so pray that I have wisdom on how to teach them. Pray that they believe that they can do it. Pray that they aren't anxious or worried about it. Pray that their memories are blessed. Pray that we have the mind of Christ. I know we can achieve many things when we work together, so pray with me.
It's going to be a great year! In the words of the great Liz Foster: "We're gon' have school at Terry School!"
I'd be a fish because my eyes are big.
I'd be a koala first then a lion. At first I'm kinda shy and cuddly but then the lion eats the koala bear and I'm loud and bold. It's like a metaphor because the bold lion eats the shy koala, so it's like the shy person dies. (My response was a blank stare)
I'd be an armadillo because I'm flamboyant.
I don't know what animal I'd be because I'm kinda mysterious. Classmate's response-You can be Batman!
I'd be a flamingo because I'm flexible.
Yeah, it's going to be an interesting year...
I have all 9th graders this year with the exception of my homeroom. They're seniors. My 9th graders are awesome! They came in knowing stuff! If you teach then you understand how exciting that is. I had them to do a quick write on what they knew about clauses and they knew a lot. I did the Tiger Woods fist pump on the inside when they started sharing some of the things they knew. The great thing is that it wasn't just my honors kids who knew stuff. It was ALL of my kids. They all have a good foundation in English.
I have already started to pick out the clowns in my classes. During the introductions I had a kid who said he liked to dance. I had him to come and show us some of his moves. He starts his routine then he ends it with, "Then I just start sliding and shit."
"Excuse me?"
"I just start sliding and shit."
*giggling from class*
"Um, you do realize that you can't just use profanity in class, especially when you're talking to the teacher?"
"Ooohhhhh, I didn't even realize I had cussed! I'm sorry!"
Like, really, kid? You cuss so much that you don't even realize when you do it?
Another kid decided that he was going to give step by step on how to twerk. He said that the reason most girls can't twerk is because they haven't loosened up their hips. He then proceeded to demonstrate how to do so. His introduction was cut short.
This year I have the honor and the privilege to have a special group of seniors during homeroom. This group of kids has met all of their graduation requirements except one. They haven't passed their English II state test. I have 3 or 4 chances to get them to pass this test. The first opportunity is September 16 and 17. We've already started working on some things and I know they're getting it. I have prayed for them and their minds. I have prayed for myself and my mind. I told them that I wanted to see all 22 of them walk across that stage in May 2014 to get their high school diploma. It's one thing for me to believe that they can pass it, but it's another thing for them to believe it. I'm asking everybody to get in agreement with me that they'll pass it the 1st time. I know that I can't do this alone, so pray that I have wisdom on how to teach them. Pray that they believe that they can do it. Pray that they aren't anxious or worried about it. Pray that their memories are blessed. Pray that we have the mind of Christ. I know we can achieve many things when we work together, so pray with me.
It's going to be a great year! In the words of the great Liz Foster: "We're gon' have school at Terry School!"
Monday, August 5, 2013
Meet the Teacher Day
Today was Meet the Teacher Day, the day where parents come around and get a feel for their kids' teachers. I ended up meeting almost 100 parents during the 5 hour day. Most of the parents were pleasant. I had one parent to complain about high school teachers not being very warm and welcoming. Um... We're not kindergarten teachers. High school teachers are not known for being extra bubbly. Now don't get me wrong, there are some that are. I just don't happen to be one of them. When I meet parents I put on my business face. I smile politely and give them the information for my class. I don't feel the need to hold hands and sing "Kumbaya". Maybe that's just me. *shrugs*
In my last post I talked about my severely SPED student and if you know me, you know how much I love this kid. I had been concerned about his schedule for this year and I had expressed my concern to my husband. He said, "You know you're not his mom, right?" LOL. I can't help it. I love my kids and I have to make sure that they're ok. Anyway, the secretary came across the hall to my classroom today saying that someone wanted to see me. I was thinking she was playing a trick on me or that it was one of "those" students. It was my kid! His mom said that he insisted on coming to see me today, so she had to bring him. He said he wanted to be in my class this year. Can you say melted heart? I didn't think he'd remember me over the summer, but he did.
I'm really, super duper excited about the upcoming school year. I've set some pretty high goals for myself that will stretch me and cause me to get out of my comfort zone some. This will be my 8th year teaching and I feel like it's time to change it up so I can grow as an educator. There is a new teacher evaluation system out and I'm determined to average 3.5 or higher out of 4. I've been planning engaging lessons, reading different blogs and sites, and studying MSTAR and Common Core. I'm really excited about all of it. Hopefully the excitement won't die down before the end of the 1st 9 week grading period. We'll see how this goes...
*Disclaimer* High school teachers love their students just as much as elementary and middle school teachers love their kids. We just have a different way of showing it. Felt the need to clear that up.
Have a great year teacher friends!
In my last post I talked about my severely SPED student and if you know me, you know how much I love this kid. I had been concerned about his schedule for this year and I had expressed my concern to my husband. He said, "You know you're not his mom, right?" LOL. I can't help it. I love my kids and I have to make sure that they're ok. Anyway, the secretary came across the hall to my classroom today saying that someone wanted to see me. I was thinking she was playing a trick on me or that it was one of "those" students. It was my kid! His mom said that he insisted on coming to see me today, so she had to bring him. He said he wanted to be in my class this year. Can you say melted heart? I didn't think he'd remember me over the summer, but he did.
I'm really, super duper excited about the upcoming school year. I've set some pretty high goals for myself that will stretch me and cause me to get out of my comfort zone some. This will be my 8th year teaching and I feel like it's time to change it up so I can grow as an educator. There is a new teacher evaluation system out and I'm determined to average 3.5 or higher out of 4. I've been planning engaging lessons, reading different blogs and sites, and studying MSTAR and Common Core. I'm really excited about all of it. Hopefully the excitement won't die down before the end of the 1st 9 week grading period. We'll see how this goes...
*Disclaimer* High school teachers love their students just as much as elementary and middle school teachers love their kids. We just have a different way of showing it. Felt the need to clear that up.
Have a great year teacher friends!
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